fuck-benedict:

fuck-benedict:

there’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”

its been 2 days and this has like 50k notes and i’ve only received like 5 hate messages about this u go tumblr u growin up

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I’m also hella hungry

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roseille:

i like to believe that the sparks from a campfire are fire fairies being born, raindrops are water fairies being sent to the earth after the clouds have taught them what they need to know, dandelion puffs floating in the air are garden fairies looking for a place to settle.

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I have to pee, but I don’t want to get up because everyone will no I’m up and make me do stuff around the house.

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liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

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theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

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typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

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profiting:

realizing its 3 am on a school night

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you-wear-a-jacket:

This is literally the cutest lizard to ever grace my bathroom floor

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