She texted me: “Your adorable.”
I replied: “No. YOU’RE adorable.”
Now she thinks I like her. All I did was point out her typo.
i’m so straight i refuse to turn on curves. its been days and i’m running out of gas. i wish i could get home
just go in reverse….
i’m not gay i don’t put it in the rear
Things Tom Hiddleston Has Actually Said “I’m Sorry” For
- Correcting his own spelling
- Winning awards
- Marvel not planning a Loki movie
- Laughing (on set)
- Eating chocolate
- Hitting Josh Horowitz with a pillow
- Not having time to answer every question asked by fans
- His twitter account being hacked
- Always being happy
- Singing the correct lyrics to Daft Punk’s “Lucky”
- Having gone to college
The day will come when Tom apologizes for apologizing, and the rivers will be choked with the bodies of fan girls who just can’t handle it anymore.
put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this
i dont say “no” to drugs
i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
You can’t bribe me out of my buncave… But I will take the strawberry.
this made me smile
just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.
you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle
fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.